LeBron James Is By Far The Worst Chinese-Speaking Miami Heat

In all fairness to LeBron James, his teammates in this video — Chris Bosh, Mario Chalmers, Rashard Lewis, Dwyane Wade, and Mike Miller — weren’t exactly Dashan. And Shane Battier didn’t even try! That’s the dude who’s endorsed by Peak and “super famous” here, according to Miami New Times (which, in a bit of an overstatement, also says Chinese fans “worship him).

The last time James was in China, he was walking past big red thrones and choosing to not play basketball. The next time? He and his team will take on the Los Angeles Clippers on October 11 in Beijing and October 14 in Shanghai. Youku video for those in China after the jump.