Check Out These Incredible Counterfeit Beers At China’s National Food And Beverage Fair

Counterfeit beers
Chengdu recently hosted the 88th National Food and Beverage Fair (糖酒会), the seen-and-be-seen pimp show for anybody who’s anybody in China’s F&B industry. My own Belgian beer company basically ruled the catwalk with our four phallises of draft beer, freely pumping to more than 50,000 attendants who will now go about thinking that Belgian beer... Read more » Read more »

Are You Skilled At Masturbating Or Writing Paeans To That Art? Submissions Wanted

Pei Yuxin Guangzhou sex-ed
A professor at Guangzhou’s Sun Yat-sen University is soliciting tapes, poems, plays, and songs about masturbation as part of a research project-cum-contest called “New Media Contest on Masturbation.” As SCMP reports, “The rules are simple: submit your masturbation videos, poems, plays, or songs,” and the winner gets 10,000 yuan, with hefty cash prizes for second,... Read more » Read more »

Mid-Week Links: No bird flu virus in dead pigs, Kai-fu Lee’s April Fools joke, and Plastered 8′s “fuck off, boss” T-shirt

PiL at Yugong Yishan in Beijing
Pictures of PiL at Beijing’s Yugong Yishan on Saturday, via Foukography; if you haven’t yet, check out Pete DeMola’s words on the subject. Dissent Magazine really rolled out the China stories this week. Short work week this week thanks to Tomb-Sweeping Day (which means a longer week next week, yay), which means it’s holiday links... Read more » Read more »

CCTV Falls For Virgin Atlantic’s April Fools Joke

Virgin glass-bottomed airplanes
Of course Chinese media was going to fall for an April Fools joke. But we expected Beijing News to bite it, or People's Daily, or 21st Century Herald (similarity: they've all been duped before, e.g., here and here). But CCTV, a television channel that, presumably, has researchers, copyeditors, producers and news anchors? That is to say, a terraced newsroom of professionally trained reporters and de factor fact-checkers? Read more »

China Actually Is Going After Fixed-Gear Bicycles (Not An April Fools’ Joke This Time)

China regulates fixed gear bikes
Alec Ash’s April 1 joke about fixed gear bikes being banned around the Drum and Bell neighborhood, that roost for Beijing hipsters, was closer to truth than we imagined. As Abe Sauer of Brand Channel points out in his recently published piece: China’s brewing war on fixies, the ubiquitous accessory of US hipster culture and an... Read more » Read more »