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Introducing: CRI’s C4, A Weekly Comedy News Quiz Show

Introducing: CRI’s C4, A Weekly Comedy News Quiz Show

You've likely not seen this because fun and original content has a way of getting buried over at China Radio International -- CRI has a lot of money and heart, just not enough mark ...

Here’s What You, Beijing, Looked Like At The Beijinger’s Bar And Club Awards Party

Here’s What You, Beijing, Looked Like At The Beijinger’s Bar And Club Awards Party

The Beijinger recently released a video of its big Bar and Club Awards bash from last Saturday. Perhaps you'll find yourself in it. ...

Friday Night Musical Outro: Ecstatic For INTRO

Friday Night Musical Outro: Ecstatic For INTRO

Hey, I'm Morgan, I ran out of funny things to say for this bit. Oh hai guys, happy Friday, good to see you all, and I hope you're all already having sweet, awesome weekends. Super ...

Chinagog: Finding The Right Teaching Environment

Chinagog: Finding The Right Teaching Environment

One of the most common questions I see posted on TEFL forums is whether X school in Z province is a decent place to work. There are ways to ensure that you aren’t walking into an e ...

Laowai Comics: Out Of A Crowd

Laowai Comics: Out Of A Crowd

Laowai Comics is a biweekly webcomic. Beijing Cream is proud to debut its Thursday comic every week. Full archives here. ...

Unsavory Elements: The Good, The Bad, And The Boring Foreigners Of China

Unsavory Elements: The Good, The Bad, And The Boring Foreigners Of China

The problem with gringo lit about the gringo experience in China is it inevitably and unsubtlety reinforces the foreigner's sense of Otherness while feeding his inflated sense of i ...

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Mr. Sex

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Mr. Sex

This week we introduced the 2nd annual Beijing Cream Bar and Club Awards (VOTE HERE), with 20 categories divided into four groups. We've saved the best for last, and look who's com ...

At Least 2 Dead, 3 Missing In Tunnel Collapse At Xi’an Subway Construction Site

At least two are dead after an accident at a subway construction site in Xi'an, Shaanxi province this morning. At around 2:40 am, a tunnel caved in as nine workers were in the midst of building Line 3. Four have been rescued, but of the five that were buried, two have been found dead while the other three are still missing. (Note: the title of the above video claims three died on the scene.) ...

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China’s Air Pollution Has Been Turned Into A Jeopardy! Game

A cheeky someone over at JeopardyLabs, where quiz fans can create their own Jeopardy! game (not to be confused with J-Archive, which has every Jeopardy! question ever), has created a game for China watchers who love talking about pollution. It's mostly lame, with several true/false and fill-in-the-blank questions that don't require the answer in the form of a question, but that such a quiz exists is the poi ...

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Polite Headbanging And Chinese Rock At The Dali Erhai World Music Festival

BJC contributor Chris Clayman attended the Dali Erhai World Music Festival in Yunnan province from April 29 - May 1. His dispatch follows. A Cop with a Weird Haircut We're standing near the fortune teller when Lin Dan shows us something. “I’m a cop,” he says. He pulls out his wallet and holds it close to his waist, his left hand shading a badge. Then he looks around to make sure one of the five hundred poli ...

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Friday Musical Outro: Not There, Here Again

Hello Beijing Cream readers. My name is Josh and I work at this other website called Smart Beijing, where I write tl;dr music articles on a weekly basis. The Tao is outsourcing these Friday Musical Outros to my comrade Morgan, but he's busy preparing for his simultaneous DJ sets at Dada and Temple tomorrow night, so he passed the buck to me. Today's video is kind of a cheat. A teaser, you might say. Tomorro ...

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FUCK YES RUBBER DUCK

I don't really have anything to add to Hong Wrong's piece about the 16.5-meter duck in Victoria Harbor, "In Pictures: HK Goes Completely Insane For Big Yellow Duck’s Arrival," or Shanghaiist's guide to SCMP's articles about these rubber ducks (with rolling updates), except to say this is awesome: ...

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China Creating Super Viruses, Just ‘Cause

China is mixing deadly H5N1 bird flu viruses with H1N1 swine flu viruses. You heard that right. The virus can already be passed between guinea pigs, which are used in these experiments as some sort of guinea pigs. They are making pigs and birds science-bone each other until they come up with some sort of superbug. A dangerous superbug that could potentially wipe out millions of lives, and the scientific com ...

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Three young speeding motorcyclists in Hainan, chased by police, die

Surely at some point we've all encountered street racers or speeding motorcyclists in China, usually young people with too much money and too much time. And how many of us have been able to suppress the thought, I really hope they get into trouble. Death? No, not that. But trouble -- a hefty fine, a 12-point driver's license deduction, a single-vehicle wreck... Usually, though, these people don't need our m ...

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Iron Man 3 Breaks Records In China, But Has All The Pockmarks Of Corporate Hollywood

Chinese product placements, superfluous scenes with Fan Bingbing, inflated ticket prices... what did all of that get Iron Man 3's much anticipated debut in China this week? Only every record in the books. "Disney is confirming that Iron Man 3 broke every opening day record in China's box office," according to BoxOffice.com. "The official figure is currently $18,657,142 but it is expected rise to $21.5 milli ...

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Brittney Griner Will Be Playing In The WCBA

Brittney Griner, who recently closed out one of the most dominant college careers in women's basketball history, is coming to China. NiuBBall reports: Apparently not satisfied enough with their previous 6’8 dunking female center, the Zhejiang Chouzhou Golden Bulls have taken things up a notch, signing not only the world’s greatest women’s dunker, but possibly its most dominant as well. ...

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How Similar Is Rustic To Green Day? Chinese Bands In Context

Many fans of Chinese rock music have heard of the band Rustic, the members of which became stars on the scene only a few years ago when they unexpectedly won the Global Battle of the Bands competition in London. They play a catchy blend of cock rock and old-school punk, and their show antics make them one of the must-see acts in Beijing, even if it's just to see them act like wankers. Surely a lot has been ...

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Hebei Principal Poisons To Death Two Students From Rival Kindergarten

Two young children were the victims of a dispute between the adults of rival kindergartens last week, according to Xinhua. Let that punch in the gut settle in. Xinhua reports that the principal of an unnamed kindergarten in Pingshan, Hebei province intentionally laced yogurt with tetramine, then hired someone to have it sold along a route that children took on their way to a competiting kindergarten. The po ...

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Accused NASA Spy Bo Jiang’s Worst Offense May Have Been Downloading Porn, According To US Justice System

Bo Jiang, the suspected Chinese spy who was pulled off a plane on March 16 just as it was preparing to fly him out of the country, downloaded more than just classified NASA documents and sensitive information, as revealed by Bloomberg. Actually, let's back up a bit. Did he actually possess classified NASA documents and state secrets? In late March, US Magistrate Judge Lawrence Leonard released Jiang from cu ...

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