Friday Night Musical Outro: In League With Satan

Venom In League With Satan
It's Friday, friends, and there's tons and tons of shit on this weekend. Tons and tons. Too much. Too, too much. And on top of all these good lookin' shows, it's Halloween as well. Damn. And it looks like it's going to be Halloween for the next three weeks or so as well. Seems like no one can figure out what day to celebrate it on. (Pssst! It's October 31, fuckers! That's when Halloween is! Not the Saturday before! It doesn't matter that you have to work the next day! It's on the 31st!)

“Restoration” Ruins Centuries-Old Buddhist Frescos

Ancient frescos painted over
Those who don't know history are doomed to destroy it. In Chaoyang, Liaoning province, two officials have been fired for embarking on a "restoration" project that painted over centuries-old Buddhist frescos with bright and gaudy blues, yellows, and reds, resulting in tawdry Taoist figures who belong on a coloring book cover.

Dispatches From Xinjiang: Uyghur Comedy And Abdukerim Abliz

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Over the next few weeks I will be discussing the comedy of Abdukarim Abliz, the most famous of contemporary Uyghur comedians. Abdukarim is a tall distinguished-looking man from Kashgar famous for his carefully groomed mustache. Like other suave comedians (Stephen Colbert springs to mind) Abdukarim not only embodies a masculine ideal, he parodies it. Yet for all his quick-witted use of language, metaphor, and jawline, Abdukarim has something serious to say about Uyghur society. By making them laugh, he is trying to mirror how his Uyghur audience acts, talks, and thinks about common sense issues in society.

Truck Towing Nine Trucks Nearly Falls Off Bridge. Nearly

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On October 21, a truck towing nine of the same tow trucks in Kaili, Guizhou province careened into the side of a bridge on the Shanghai-Kunming Expressway and teetered on the brink of plummeting to the valley below. China Daily and Daily Mail both have pictures, with DM reporting that the driver had swerved to avoid a car that had cut him off.