Guilin Park Offers Half-Price Entry To Tall Girls In Short Skirts

In a marked contrast to how certain authorities in Shanghai view women in provocative attire, the Guilin Merryland Resort in Guilin, Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region is offering half-price entry to women 18 and over who wear skirts shorter than 38 centimeters — and they’ve pulled out the tape measure to make sure no one is cheating.... Read more »

Watch: Catwoman Kicks Ass In 1930s Shanghai

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If you're dying with anticipation for Dark Knight Rises, the above video's not going to help. It's a preview of a short by Wolf Smoke Studio, unveiled at Comic-Con for Cartoon Network's DC Nation, and it features Catwoman in 1930s Shanghai, with a cameo by Bane.

Drunk Man Hijacks Two Cars, Does Not Get Far

Drunk Man Hijacks Two Cars, Does Not Get Far
Liquor makes people do strange things: jump off rooftops, get hitched to strangers... play real-life Grand Theft Auto. On Monday in Luliang, Shanxi province, a security guard at a restaurant who had too much to drink decided he'd try to hijack a car, because why the hell not. He was successful! But when that vehicle crashed into a flower bin/arrangement at a nearby plaza, he scrambled out and decided to take a second car. This was not a good idea. We're told it did not take long for police to apprehend him.

A Story That Hurts To Read: “The Child’s Intestines Have Essentially Exploded, His Scrotum Now As Large As A Watermelon!” [UPDATE]

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Two months ago, there was a post in this space called Chinese People With Unfortunate Anus Problems: A Compendium, wherein I linked to a story about a chef who died after his pals punked him by shoving a live eel up his anus. (“Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.”) “Bad prank, or worst prank... Read more »