Liquor makes people do strange things: jump off rooftops, get hitched to strangers… play real-life Grand Theft Auto. On Monday in Luliang, Shanxi province, a security guard at a restaurant who had too much to drink decided he’d try to hijack a car, because why the hell not. He was successful! But when that vehicle crashed into a flower bin/arrangement at a nearby plaza, he scrambled out and decided to take a second car. This was not a good idea. We’re told it did not take long for police to apprehend him.
(Pardon the ambient voices at the beginning of this video. Youku version for those in China after the jump.)