We (Pretty Much) Have A Winner For Best Halloween Costume

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Impact Wrestling, the No. 2 pro wrestling promotion in North America, employs old, over-the-hill superstars, but those old and over-the-hill superstars include some of the biggest names in the wrestling industry. You don’t have to like wrestling to recognize these names: Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Sting… Hulk Hogan. It’s this last personality whom our... Read more » Read more »

We Have Found, By Far, The Worst Photoshop Job Ever

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It’s not the worst we can imagine, but it’s certainly the worst we’ve seen try to get passed off, without irony, as a real picture. The good people at the Zhaotong Politics and Law Commission in Yunnan province wanted to drum up some positive publicity for an officer helping someone recover his lost motorcycle, so... Read more » Read more »

Foreigner Gets Ass Kicked After Chinese Security Guard Understands The English Words “Fuck You”

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Here’s another reminder that being a flagrant asshole to others can have consequences. A foreigner recently got the crap kicked out of him by security guards after he said “fuck you” to one of them in English. According to The Nanfang (via Southern Metropolis Daily), the incident happened last Friday in Tianhe District in Guangzhou when a... Read more » Read more »

Uh Oh, They’re Handing Out Red Armbands In China Again

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We are, in spite of everything (slower Internet, mostly), looking forward to the upcoming National Congress that starts next Thursday, because it means we’ll get to see silliness such as pictures of photojournalists taking pictures (WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS’ WATCHERS???), and there’s always the chance that someone will literally die out of boredom. One thing we are... Read more » Read more »