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Another Public Pooper Caught On Camera In Shenzhen Subway

Yes, we too are beginning to suffer from scat fatigue, but... meh. We sort of have a theme going, and it'd be a shame to neglect it. This one comes via The Nanfang: A picture of a woman pooping on a platform in a station along Shenzhen’s Luobao Line has already been forwarded by three respected, Shenzhen-based microblogs: Shenzhen’s Big and Small Issues, Shenzhen Metropolitan Round-up, and Baoan Life. ...

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Woman Poops In Shenzhen Subway Elevator, Caught On Video

What is a public space? Who belongs? And what are the things that one can do in this place? Poop? In this video, a middle-aged woman, on an elevator in Shenzhen's Subway Line 3, suddenly feels the call of nature, so she drops trou and takes a dump. Her companion, a middle-aged male, stands beside her and holds a button to keep the elevator doors closed. Neither clean up the mess, because, you know, who clea ...

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What’s All The Hullaballoo Over Panda Poo Tea?

In many ways, it’s a story that combines everything that makes the Chinese media gush: pandas, tea, X-thousand years of culture, little children wearing cute costumes... And poop. Panda poop. That’s the recipe behind what some are calling the most expensive tea ever created. Selling for an eye-popping 440,000 RMB per kilogram (about $32,000 per pound), the “Panda Tea” is the brainchild of artist/calligraphe ...

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Here We Go Again: Toddler Poops In Airplane Aisle

Kids do the darndest things. From everybody's Sina Weibo accounts, this: Well that escalated. Lookee from subway to plane cabin. That's the opening line to the post introducing the image, featuring a kid squatting in the aisle of an airplane and dropping a deuce. Most commenters seem unhappy that the parents would allow such a thing to happen, but hardly surprised. ...

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Mainland Toddler Poops In Taiwan Airport, Predictable Uproar Ensues

Ah yes, another moment in Chinese poop history. In a Taiwan airport recently, someone snapped a picture of a toddler defecating onto a newspaper in the middle of the ground, reportedly with a bathroom nearby. Culture, right? What can ya do? The photograph found its way to Facebook and then Taiwan's NOW News, and people are kind of unhappy. ...

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The Chinese Knew Their Shit

"Transplanting feces from a healthy person into the gut of one who is sick can quickly cure severe intestinal infections caused by a dangerous type of bacteria that antibiotics often cannot control," reports the New York Times. Who knew? The Chinese, that's who. ...

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Fight Breaks Out In Shenzhen Hospital Over Pooping Toddler, And It’s All Little Shit Brother’s Fault

The boy who pooped on a crowded Guangzhou subway last week -- rather unceremoniously nicknamed the "Little Shit Brother" (in this video, it's rendered as "pooping emperor," as brother and emperor are pronounced the same) -- is still fresh on people's minds. We know this because that boy might have directly caused a fight to break out in a Shenzhen hospital on Saturday. The scene: a sick boy, just one and a ...

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Moments In Poop History: This Kid On The Guangzhou Subway

This is one of those stories that Chinese netizens would probably prefer to keep bottled up within the confines of Chinese social media, considering mainlanders already have a reputation for being shameless when it comes to public defecation. On Saturday, someone posted onto Sina Weibo a picture of a boy pooping on a crowded Guangzhou subway train. "I was shocked today," the person wrote. "This is what I sa ...

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This Is Officially The Most Nauseating Picture Of A Squat Toilet We’ve Ever Seen

Southern Metropolis Daily has the story of a baby found in the squat toilet of a Dongguan shoe factory yesterday (that hurt to write). The picture you see above comes from The Nanfang, which tells us: Police immediately began an investigation to locate the child’s mother. Officers from Liaobu Hengkeng Police Station searched the factory’s dormitories, asking whether any of the workers had been pregnant rece ...

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