Worst City In The World Apologizes To Woman For Its Officials Forcing Her To Abort At Seven Months

Feng Jianmei
Understated as always, Xinhua reports that the city government that employed the officials who were responsible for forcing 27-year-old Feng Jianmei to abort after seven months have “apologized.” In person, I wonder? Via email? Text message? Fucking assholes. The city government of Ankang on Thursday evening apologized to a woman who underwent a forced abortion at... Read more »

Dalian’s Double Rainbow Has Nothing On Beijing Right Now

At Dongsishitiao, Beijing
Where there’s rain, lightning and Loki, there’s a double rainbow. I think that’s how the saying goes. Here’s a perfect double rainbow over Dalian, Liaoning province. It’s unfortunate that we don’t have the raw video, in which the cameraman rubs himself in the honey of shock and melondew of awe, but if anyone wants to... Read more »

Foreigner Doing Good: Pedestrian In Chengdu Clears Way For Ambulance [UPDATE]

Foreigner doing good Pedestrian In Chengdu Clears Way For Ambulance
Tuesday in Chengdu. At first, we have no idea what's happening in the above video. Why is a foreigner pushing cars backwards? Is he angry? Why is he darting around with crazy hands, seemingly directing traffic? Why are so many people just watching him? We're momentarily reminded of the Chengdu laowai who spit on a Chinese person last month.

Deputy Police Chief In Yunnan Accused Of Causing Car Wreck

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A driver of a white Fengtian utility vehicle is accused of causing another driver to crash on a Yunnan highway a few days ago. This is news only because the Fengtian, incidentally, is registered under the city's deputy police chief, Wang Weixiong, who has been avoiding phone calls. You can watch in the video how, at first, the Fengtian is desperate to pass the smaller car, which doesn't yield to the right lane because there are other vehicles on the road. When the smaller car finally lets the Fengtian pass, the Fengtian driver decides to horse around a bit, presumably out of spite.

The Worst Story You’ll Read Today: Seven-Month Pregnant Woman Beaten, Forcibly Aborted [UPDATE]

Jianmei abortion
[IMAGE - warning: very graphic, featuring an aborted fetus, laid Godfather-style, next to her injured mother.] This is disgusting, infuriating and frightening all rolled into one. An organization called Women’s Rights Without Frontiers learned from a China-based human rights organization, 64Tianwang (warning: graphic images), that a woman in Shanxi province (Ed’s note: Global Times says it’s Shaanxi) named Feng... Read more »

Real Gaokao Questions: Hilarious, Baffling, Pointless (In Some Order)

High expectations dad and Tiger Mom combine forces
We’ll have to wait until July before the results of the gaokao – national university entrance exams – are announced. When they are, state media’s response will be as predictable and reflexive as British media et alia sticking an attractive blonde celebrating her A-levels on the front page (and pages 2,3,5,8 and 9). The top scorers... Read more »

Middle School Students Beat Up Chengguan

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Just as we were talking about chengguan, the Twitter feed of That’s Mandarin tipped us to a video “going viral right now” of more than a dozen middle school students in Zaozhuang, Shandong province beating up a chengguan, who are unofficially this country’s “city management officers” and more unofficially this country’s street thugs disguised as people with... Read more »

This Foreigner Proudly Dons Chengguan Uniform, Outs Himself As Massive Tool

Josh Garcia
I don’t know Josh Garcia, 23, nor do I know the city of Cleveland, Tennessee, the place from which he hails. Short of any other information, it’s probably unfair for me to judge him for “[leaving] Zhuzhou in Central China’s Hunan province next week, with a uniform of chengguan, a urban management officer, a gift from... Read more »