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Hebei Principal Poisons To Death Two Students From Rival Kindergarten

Two young children were the victims of a dispute between the adults of rival kindergartens last week, according to Xinhua. Let that punch in the gut settle in. Xinhua reports that the principal of an unnamed kindergarten in Pingshan, Hebei province intentionally laced yogurt with tetramine, then hired someone to have it sold along a route that children took on their way to a competiting kindergarten. The po ...

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Overeager Penis Surgeon Misdiagnoses Cancer, Performs Unnecessary Genital Excision

A 67-year-old man surnamed He who went in for a doctor's visit earlier this year got a bit more than he asked for, according to an article published on Saturday on People's Daily via China Business News. On February 8, He went to a hospital in Shangluo, Shanxi province complaining of swelling and discomfort around his genitals. In subsequent visits, doctors diagnosed him with penile cancer and rushed him -- ...

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13-Month-Old Baby Killed Underneath Chinese Family Planning Official’s Car [UPDATE]

This looks bad. Around noon on Monday, a 13-month-old baby was run over by a birth control official's car in Rui'an county near Wenzhou, Zhejiang province, according to state media. Reports the Guardian: According to the report, he had been in the arms of his father. But after the officials started their vehicles, he was found crushed under one of the cars. Officials took him to hospital but doctors were un ...

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17-Year-Old In Fujian, Ashamed Of Getting Erections, Turns To Self-Castration

Image via 7y7.com A 17-year-old in Anxi, Fujian province tried to cut off his penis to spite his out-of-control teenage and totally normal hormonal drive. Thankfully for him, he was not successful. According to Strait Metropolis Daily, the 17-year-old was at home Saturday, in bed, when he took a knife and tried to castrate himself. His screams startled his parents, who quickly took him to the hospital via h ...

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Face-Biting Again In China, This Time In Foshan

Video after the jump. Remember the cannibal/zombie craze that swept across the world over the summer, starting with Rudy Eugene chewing a homeless man's face on a Miami highway on May 26, followed by Alexander Kinyua eating a murder victim's heart and portions of his brain, followed by Luka Magnotta (the less said about this one the better)? The trend, if you can call it that, seemed finally to end on June ...

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The Story Of The Boy Who Chopped Off His Sister’s Arm Over A Remote Control

Sibling rivalries can get intense, as history's Li Shimin, the Prince of Qin, and his brother Li Jiancheng, the Crown Prince, has shown. But one little emperor in Kaili, Guizhou province took rather drastic measures against his sister not for power or wealth or dominion over a princedom or country, but a remote control. Guiyang Evening Paper has this story of this violent domestic dispute. One day, a 17-yea ...

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Holy Crap! Defenestration Caught On Film, And It’s Terrifying

This is a tale about two families who shared an apartment in Yantai, Shandong province. They're both called Li, so that complicates things slightly, but I'll try my best. The story is via Qilu (Shandong) Evening News. On Wednesday morning, Li and her sister were moving some stuff downstairs when they were intercepted by the apartment's other couple, a husband-wife team identified only as "Li husband-wife." ...

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Grandmother Chops Off Eight-Month-Old Granddaughter’s Hands

Not sure why this news story exists, existentially speaking, but earlier today, Shenzhen Media Group reported that on Saturday, a grandmother in Jinan, Shandong province cut off the hands of her eight-month-old granddaughter before trying to commit suicide (she survived). What does one do with a story like this? The Daily Mail picked it up (the photo above is from its website), and reports that it's not kno ...

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The Worst Story You’ll Read Today: Seven-Month Pregnant Woman Beaten, Forcibly Aborted [UPDATE]

[IMAGE - warning: very graphic, featuring an aborted fetus, laid Godfather-style, next to her injured mother.] This is disgusting, infuriating and frightening all rolled into one. An organization called Women's Rights Without Frontiers learned from a China-based human rights organization, 64Tianwang (warning: graphic images), that a woman in Shanxi province (Ed's note: Global Times says it's Shaanxi) named ...

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American Man Stabbed In Ass In Qianmen

Missed this yesterday: China Daily ran this in their "In Brief" section at 8:09 am: A US man was attacked by a knife-wielding assailant in downtown Beijing on Wednesday afternoon, according to local police. The man was stabbed in the buttocks by a 61-year-old Chinese man in Qianmen. The suspect, Wang Taicun from Shandong province, was arrested an hour later. If only the victim had been Chinese, we could've ...

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