Victim Of Gang-Rape Reportedly Willing To Drop Charges For A House, Hukou, And Job [UPDATE]

Li Shuangjiang (left) and his son Li Guanfeng
CRI reports that the suspected gang-rape victim in a high-profile case involving Li Tianyi, whose father is famous People’s Liberation Army singer Li Shuangjiang, might drop the charges if a few of her material demands are met: A netizen called “dugeweibo” released on his or her Sina microblog that said the parents of Li Guanfeng and... Read more » Read more »

Drunk Chinese Passengers Try To Steal Bottles Of Wine On Air France Flight, Make Asses Of Themselves

Drunk passenger steals wine Air France
Flying drunk isn’t as fun as it seems. For one, the altitude is liable to give you a massive hangover, combining the sort of jackhammer headaches with swirling, Terrence-Malick-roving-cloud-type nausea that make you swear off drinking forever. And two, you might make a complete ass of yourself, like two recent passengers of an Air France... Read more » Read more »

Ang Lee Celebrated His Oscar Win By Housing An In-N-Out Burger

Ang Lee In N Out burger
After winning the Oscar for Best Picture Director and lumbering his way through an acceptance speech — redeemed by words from two non-English languages — Ang Lee hit the streets of LA and found himself in that coziest, most comforting of havens for the delirious, the drunk, the endorphin-jacked, or merely the hungry: In-N-Out. Read more »

Punishment Comes Down On Yan Linkun For His Epic Airport Meltdown

Yan Linkun
The CPPCC official who went ballistic after missing his flight in Kunming has been suspended from the mining company that employs him, according to People’s Daily. The better penalty may have already been levied though, in the form of shame: Yan Linkun, the deputy chairman of Yunnan Mining Corp, is now the face of airport meltdowns the world... Read more » Read more »

How Have Netizens Reacted To North Korea’s “Official Hairstyles”? Hilariously

Approved hairstyles for North Korean women
Outside a salon in the city of Pyongyang hangs a framed picture showing 28 hairstyles for customers to choose from. The North Korean government has declared these styles the official ones for men and women -- and what selection! We're all too familiar with the practices of a conformist state, but this is a throwback to an even more communist era. If you are a married woman, you have to keep your hair short and ribbon-free; if single, young ladies should keep braids; etc. Read more »

Standoff Over Land In Guangdong Pits Locals vs. Out-Of-Towners

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On the morning of February 22 in Jiexi county, Jinmian, Guangdong province, a gang of outsiders descended on a work site and began smashing cars, equipement, and, in some cases, people. The fighting got so bad that traffic was halted on one stretch of Jianmian Highway. Marvel at the scene, with the banging of brass like drums on an ancient battlefield. Read more »

The CBA All-Star Weekend Wasn’t Terrible, But This Dunk Contest Was (Terribly Funny)

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We were watching the CBA All-Star game on Sunday to see the best that Chinese basketball has to offer, and for the entertainment aspect, and the pageantry (it was a special Lantern Festival game), but, truth be told, what we really wanted was comedy, preferably one of errors, like last year. The game didn't supply anything, but the dunk contest did. Oh did it ever. Read more »