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A bit like being the only queer in the village.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOs2ThHA1o
Dafyyd!!! :^)
Racist.
Must be so hard, running into someone who can write the same lame jokes and probably draw better. Better go back to the village and act like a hot shot.
You were a lot nicer a fellow in Police Story!
Damn.
And the other round-eye was thinking, “Oh shit! Is that the infamous Bag-o-dicks?”
I’m not in this one. I’m hoping for a comeback though. One Chinese girl says to another “English guys are gentleman. I’ll hook you up with one!” So her friend comes to my house and sees my box furniture, week-old sweatpants and shaggy neck beard and is like “the fuck?” So I say “Sorry about the mess. Could you help me clean up? Feel free to help yourself to any opened bottles of Qingdao, they won’t be older than a day or two.” Then the final panel is the girl on a date with Chinese guy, chin in her palm and sighing with resignation.
I might take you up on that one. And then include a sequel where Bag-Of-Dicks is in the shitty expat bar (like in number 78) bragging about his date and how much mad pussy he’s getting in China.
That was supposed to be funny?
Outside of Sanlitun, BJ barely has any foreigners.
PS. This comic made me laugh so hard I literally wet myself.
Guess you’ve never been to Wangjing.