We Found A Use For Chengguan: Chasing Chickens [UPDATE]

This is just practice, says the video description. In the real world, a chengguan’s inability to nab a scurrying chicken could result in the proliferation of that killer virus, H7N9 bird flu. Go, chenguan, go. We trust you.

UPDATE, 4/11, 12:56 am: Inevitably, we’ve set the video to the Benny Hill theme song:

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