Happy Chinese New Year, everyone. SheepGoatRam is better than ManBearPig. Or not. I don’t know. Go drink some wine.
Pro tip: be careful, especially while biking, about those box-like “fireworks” out on the streets. They are actually bombs.
“One of The Worst Nights Of My Life”: The Disastrous Electric Castle Halloween Party In Tianjin [UPDATE]
The 2nd Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared
The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s Top Porn Search Terms
Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees [UPDATE]
To Serve People: No One Loathes Porn Like China’s New Master Of The Dark Arts
Vignette Of A Compassionate China: Our Writer, In Distress, Finds Help At Every Turn
Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina
Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
