Dick Amateur, Who Follows China Daily, Also Now Follows Beijing Cream

To the proprietor(s) of @China_Daily: if you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m not asking for much. Feel free to keep following porn stars and backwoods neocons and horsey lovers and this guy here, Mr. Loverboy, all the while pumping out tweets such as “DPRK’s satellite launch plan ‘provocative’: US http://bit.ly/zRPhpv” and “Matchmaking pet owners flock to Shanghai http://tinyurl.com/6ovd6x2.” Meanwhile, here I am, right here, just waiting.

Let me know when you’ve gotten the hint.

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