Youku video for those in China after the jump
The worst part about what happens here is you see it coming and you want to shout some warning to the guy, a simple “Wait!” or “Whoa there!” But there’s no pause button in real life: it just happens, sometimes in slow motion — the man hesitating, quickly glancing both ways to make sure he can at least clear the first couple of lanes; the slow-moving white van concealing the fast-moving white van on its (and the man’s) blindspot; that final stride, a gallop of faith…
The lesson here? Leave Frogger and the other DOS arcade games for the emulators.
The song is No. 43 Baojia Street’s “Mistake” :: 错误《鲍家街43号》
“Haha, Motherfucker” by the Bunyons would have been appropriate, too.