This video has absolutely no redeemable value. In fact, the Chinese woman chirping Harper’s middle name — Seven – in two languages isn’t even all that interesting. And Victoria Beckham herself? I can think of precisely nothing to say, except maybe the almost-kind-of-newsworthy fact that she was in Beijing over the weekend to promote her new line of Range Rover. So just to be clear: there is positively no redeemable value here. Tudou video for those in China after the jump.