When You Gotta Go…

Picture via reddit.com/r/china (h/t Katie)

Nature: Ring, ring
Man: Not now, Nature, I’m in the car.
Nature: Ring, ring, bitch.
Man: Nature, I said I’m in the goddamn c–
Nature: DON’T YOU DARE SASS ME WHEN I’M RINGING, HOMO ERECTUS, OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT I DID TO YOUR LAST LADY FRIEND?
Man, sighs: There, I’m peeing out the door now. You happy?
Nature: You the best, babe.

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