Our first edition of Saturday Morning Cartoon features a short animation from Episode 25 of Gao Xiaosong’s show Xiao Shuo, which Jim Fields wrote about on Sunday. (You’ll remember it was the episode in which Gao Xiaosong talked about black people — specifically those in America — and we were reminded that Michael Jordan is black.) Highlights of this animation include: how to prevent a mugger from firing his gun; how to defend against a knife attack; and, “Raise your right leg, aggressively kick the groin.” Youku video for those in China after the jump.