I Ate A McDonald’s Sausage Double Beef Burgers

Sausage Double Beef Burgers 2

It was delicious. The bread, a special shade of mahogany, was lightly crisped with a glaze of cinnamon, as I imagined it. The sausage links were dipped in maple syrup before sizzling on the grill; one could, if he tried, detect the singed fragrance of applewood. The hamburger patties oozed a special type of grease, the lard of angels, which matted the soft bottom bun in a cornucopia of deliciousness. The mustard I told them to put on the side, but I’m sure it was also delicious. Take a look at the photo above, via the Beijinger.

The Sausage Double Beef Burger in real life is about 10 times more delicious than it looks:

Sausage Double Beef Burgers

I would’ve bought two, except I also got a double-bacon double-burger. It was merely okay, compared to the succulence of the Sausage Double Beef Burger.

Here’s the commercial. Watch it and weep for not currently eating the Sausage Double Beef Burger:

Also see: BJC’s Senior Editor Tells McDonald’s: More Big n Beefy, Less Mash, You Tits

    3 Responses to “I Ate A McDonald’s Sausage Double Beef Burgers”

    1. Laoshu

      Which fuckhead would eat a burger with sausages ? Ah i forgot.. Rich people to show off.. Soon China will be fatter than the americans !

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