Today on C4: Remember that story about the father who was a bit too good at hide-and-seek and hid in the water so that his son couldn’t find him? Totally fake. You can thank the CRI folks for that. RUMORMONGERERS. To rectify their sin, C4 hosts Rob and Stuart played hide-and-seek with Benny Hill music. A lot of Benny Hill music. A lot of Benny Hill music. MADNESS.
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Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
