It’s Apparent Why Kim Jong-un Loves Mushroom Farms

Soon to find its way to a Rolling Stone cover, here’s sexy Kim Jong-un being besieged by women at a mushroom farm. No wonder he was so happy before.

Unfortunately for Kim, he would be “rescued” by premier Choe Yong-rim, all the while shouting, “Let me just have a little bit of peril!”

And now, once more with feeling, though maybe not too much feeling:

(Image KCNA via Reuters, h/t James Pearson)

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