Till death do they part!
Via The Nanfang:
Amid all the screaming, the bride can be made out saying: “You didn’t have an abortion while you could and now you come here with your big stomach, how do I know whose kid it is? Are you trying to coerce us into buying you a house? Can we afford it?”
I wouldn’t want to be the groom. Or the bride. Or the mistress. Actually, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that wedding. Although this is why these things typically have open bars, or copious amounts of baijiu.