Laowai Comics: Chinese Mixology 101 By Laowai Comics December 5, 2013 6:00 am Comments: 14 Laowai Comics is a biweekly webcomic. Beijing Cream is proud to debut its Thursday comic every week. Full archives here. Click to enlarge (Monday’s comic) 14 Responses to “Laowai Comics: Chinese Mixology 101” bag-o-dicks December 5th, 2013 12:20pm GLASS O’ DICKS One shot of Chinese penis wine Half a Viagra (crushed) Ten blueberries Pineapple juice Muddle the blueberries and dick pill in a tumbler. Add the shot of penis wine and top up with pineapple juice. “enjoy”! Reply LCG December 5th, 2013 2:43pm That actually sounds pretty good! Does it work well? If I ever get around to do a Part 3, may I include it? (giving you proper credit, of course, dear ol’ Fan Number One) Reply bag-o-dicks December 5th, 2013 9:01pm Yeah, it works. But it’s important to get good penis wine. Really, you need the stuff with three penises in there. And like, a proper whole dogs dick – not just some cheap scrap of foreskin like some of these jokers try and palm you off with. Reply Jay December 6th, 2013 4:23pm Where the hell do you get blueberries in China? I’ve traveled to a lot of cities, and have been in hundreds of different supermarkets and wet markets and never once seen a fresh blueberry in China. Freeze-dried, a couple times, but never fresh. Reply bag-o-dicks December 7th, 2013 9:01am They have them in supermarkets in Beijing. And in Mongolian techan shops you can get dried wild blueberries, though gram for gram they probably cost about as much as gold. Reply Jake the Muss! December 5th, 2013 1:37pm How the fuck is this ‘funny’? And how is it a ‘comic’? Reply Med December 5th, 2013 4:05pm Flash news : if you don’t look at it, and don’t bitch about it every time a new one comes up… well everything is gonna be just fine ! Isn’t it amazing? Reply Arnold December 5th, 2013 9:43pm You’re wrong, Med. The only funny thing about these comics is the comments that they provoke. It’s like watching a rubbish clown being pelted with rotten fruit. Every single week. Now that’s funny. Reply Chingis December 6th, 2013 5:34pm Indeed. I skip the “comics” and head straight for the comments. Never looked at at single one. Ever. Reply LCG December 7th, 2013 11:26am Hummm… I think your anal-ogy is a bit off. I’d rather compare it to a group of elderly retards shitting their pants, drooling, and shouting incoherent shit at the TV in the common room of their mental hospital. Reply Arnold December 9th, 2013 11:25pm Come on now, stop making the comments section unfunny too. It’s all we’ve got, just leave it alone please. Reply Sack o Cocks December 9th, 2013 11:36pm A better analogy would be a talentless child, continuously performing to indulgent parents, in the misguided belief that he’s good. Then going on in later life to ply his bilge on unsuspecting netizens, despite outrage and protests that his work sucks. Maybe we’ll find out later that this is all part of the “art”. All of the comics are a comment on over-indulgent Chinese parents and grandparents? Reply Jay December 6th, 2013 4:17pm Zhongguo Libre? Agitating for revolution in China, are you? Historically this kind of thing can be bad for your health. You rebel you. Reply Trevor December 9th, 2013 1:36pm “Anal-ogy” – yet more comedy gold! When is this guy going to miss the mark? How is it possible for one man to be so consistently hilarious? Reply Leave a Reply Click here to cancel reply. Name (required) Mail (required) (will not be published) Website XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong> × 6 = forty two Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.