Laowai Comics is a biweekly webcomic. Beijing Cream is proud to debut its Thursday comic every week. Full archives here.
Fireworks Usher In Lunar New Year In Beijing
February 20, 2015 11:13 am
Help Us Find Beijing Cream’s No. 1 Troll
January 22, 2015 9:30 am
I Nearly Lost A Testicle In A Beijing Hospital
October 22, 2014 8:00 am
Lost And Found: Tiananmen Square Photos Discovered 25 Years Later
June 5, 2014 11:43 am
Chinese New Year Wishes From Beijing Cream
January 30, 2014 6:10 pm
“One of The Worst Nights Of My Life”: The Disastrous Electric Castle Halloween Party In Tianjin [UPDATE]
November 5, 2013 2:16 am
Chug-Off For Charity Recap: Congratulations And Thanks
August 26, 2013 9:00 am
Beijing Subway Can Get A Wee Crowded In The Mornings
July 23, 2013 2:30 am
The 2nd Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared
May 14, 2013 3:21 pm
Anatomy Of A Chinese Airport Rumble
May 13, 2013 12:09 pm
Three Shots With… Morgan Short, i.e. Hurley From Lost
March 31, 2013 3:30 pm
Laowai Comics: The Haters Of Laowai Comics
March 28, 2013 6:00 am
The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s Top Porn Search Terms
March 14, 2013 12:37 pm
China Twitter Accounts You Probably Already Follow, Schmuck
February 25, 2013 11:43 am
Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees [UPDATE]
January 30, 2013 1:29 pm
China Is Polluted. We Get It Already
January 30, 2013 2:25 am
Introducing, In China: A Perfect Cut Of Aesthetic Hell
January 23, 2013 2:17 pm
To Serve People: No One Loathes Porn Like China’s New Master Of The Dark Arts
November 20, 2012 2:00 pm
Vignette Of A Compassionate China: Our Writer, In Distress, Finds Help At Every Turn
October 23, 2012 1:00 pm
Olympics Countdown: Chinese Hurdler Does Not Care
July 5, 2012 2:00 am
Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina
June 19, 2012 2:35 pm
The Basics Of Driving In China: A Diagram [UPDATE]
May 22, 2012 1:30 am
The Mother Of All Traffic Jams (Warning: It’s Horrifying)
May 21, 2012 9:41 pm
Purple Panda Scares Bejesus Out Of Children
April 9, 2012 3:04 pm
In Beijing, The New Champion Of Chinese Basketball
March 30, 2012 11:58 pm
Dick Amateur, Who Follows China Daily, Also Now Follows Beijing Cream
March 17, 2012 4:00 am
“Like a hammer to the head” Review: Arthur Meursalt’s ‘Party Members’
October 27, 2017 9:40 am
Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
September 26, 2017 3:45 pm
We Found Her, The Worst Mother-In-Law In China
August 8, 2017 3:21 pm
SHUO Is The Chinese Street Artist We Need — And One You Need To Know
August 8, 2017 9:00 am
Beijing Cream is now on WeChat
August 1, 2017 12:42 pm
11 Ways of Looking at Donald Trump in a Chinese PLA Uniform: A Story
July 31, 2017 6:07 pm
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
July 27, 2017 2:09 am
@DissidentPooh Is The China Twitter Account Of Our Times
July 18, 2017 2:19 pm
Liu Xiaobo Is Dead, And The Beijing Sky Is In Uproar
July 13, 2017 11:38 pm
Cast of Beijing’s ‘Art’ premier talk success, censorship, sandwiches
May 11, 2017 10:47 am
Rock Off: Briefly memorializing Sanlitun’s best and only punk-rock dive bar
May 5, 2017 2:17 pm
Forbes editor gets drunk, posts dreadful China article
April 25, 2017 2:03 pm
This is a good and appropriate tweet
November 9, 2016 5:28 pm
Dispatches From Xinjiang: Uyghur Urbanism in Recent Modernist Poetry
April 21, 2016 3:00 pm
Acclaimed Feminist Roxane Gay Cancels Visit To Beijing Literary Festival
March 13, 2016 11:54 am
New Rules: How China’s Latest Laws For Foreign Media Affect Us And You
March 10, 2016 10:00 am
Mega Fail: How A Bestselling American Futurist Lost His Way In China
March 1, 2016 1:14 pm
Watch: Hong Kong’s Fishball Riots
February 9, 2016 7:14 pm
Ursula Gauthier Wrote A Bad Article, And In China That’s A Crime
January 5, 2016 10:00 am
It’s A White Christmas In Beijing
December 25, 2015 5:25 pm
I know a guy does comic strips about China life…
You know LCG?? What’s he like?!
He’s pretty fucking cool. Not that MrC would know, because LWC doesn’t associate with sad cockfucks like him.
he’s getting aggressive! hahahha :’)
“you laugh at my fucking jokes, dude! wtf i say you laugh, dude!”
Result for me then…
I see what you’re getting at here, but the problem is that it’s difficult to mandate for a universality of experience in a nation with such a wide variety of people and prposes. From personal experience, I know no-one like this, therefore this has no meaning.
But again, I understand the intent.
> From personal experience, I know no-one like this [...]
Cool story bro…
Yes, thanks for speaking on my behalf.
Did you also thank LCG for the same?
At last, back to mocking white people! I danced the yiga jiga then pinned this on my wall!
This should have been in the very first generation of his “comics”? Knowing what we know about the creator of this “comic”, it seems he’s backpedalling to China 101 crap. I would have expected him to move onto more advanced cynicism by now. Or at least tried to have gone for something funny.
What kind of comic looks down constantly on everyday people? Ordinary Chinese folk, ordinary westerners new to China, ordinary folk who’ve been in China a while. Who is this twat that clearly couldn’t carve out a satisfactory life in Idaho or somewhere, couldn’t get laid, couldn’t get a job, could only come to China to pose as an English teacher, and then has the temerity to lord it over absolutely everyone in a supremely, embarrassingly shite ‘comic’? I’m guessing late 30s, tubby, pug nosed loser at best. Just fuck off and get a life and stop polluting a half decent website. Racist, insecure, boring twat. Hiding behind a boring, tired pseudonym. How do you sleep?
4/4/14 4:44 am.
I doubt that he is an English teacher as his use of grammar is extremely poor. I suspect that he is from North America though. Not Canada. I personally despise his work and all of those who comment upon it. Your abuse only acts as oxygen to a gulping baby, fresh from the fanny, who would otherwise have been ‘accidentally’ strangled umbilically at birth. You bastards.
Sweet. The trolling is so much better than the comic.
I come here for the comments. They are much funnier.
And good lord is this comic shit.
And that’s exactly why I keep coming back to the Laowai Comic posts myself.
And in come the bitter, pampered, monolingual, expats. What’s the matter? Upset that LCG hit the nail on the head once again? Twats.
I’ll bet you give Lao Wai Death Stares liberally in Starbucks every day
You know what? LCG has not hit the nail on the head. The type of foreigner he describes usually will know at least some Chinese.
LCG, i know it’s you. did you finally manage to remove your website link from the reply form?