Take all my money, please don’t eat me.
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They’re doing us a favour…probably ugly as hell hags anyway…
You are.
Allow me to reply in kind.
So was your mom when I was ramming her up the poop chute while your dad was watching and cheering me on
FAT American women need to put that whole bag over their entire obese ugly body! hahahah