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Laowai Comics: “Thank You For Not Smoking”
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You ASSume Chinese guys even look at, much less give a second thought to those signs?
You’ve really given up here haven’t you, LCG?
What the hell? Where’s the joke? This simply isn’t funny at all.
Yeah, I agree….i stared at it for a few minutes and wondered what he was trying to say…then I gave up and ate a sandwich. It was way more fun that looking at this cartoon.
How much would it cost to get that badical typeset you made on the sign there?
Don’t be too tough on LC. He did the best he could on those characters. Probably even looked them up on his phone dictionary and then very carefully, with a shaking hand, scribbled them down on the paper. Having said that, it’s still shite.
I’ve seen typeset fonts (cursive?) that are much harder to read. I only had problems with the first character here
I think even LCG has had enough now, and he’s outsourced his weekly turd-fest to his new to China, feebler minded brother. This is beyond lazy and crap. It’s pure, undiluted, 100% natural and organic shite. Chinese people smoke where they shouldn’t? What a fucking observation. Hey, have you noticed how Chinese people eat rice a lot? What’s with that? Wait a minute, get my crayon, I think I have a great idea for next week’s offering. Man, my fans are gonna love this one. Kudos to me, man. I illustrate what they’re thinking, right? I’m like, so just, you know, right? Twat.
I honestly wanna meet LCG in person. Buy him a coffee. Maybe go to a bar if he isn’t that talkative sans alcohol. I wanna know what makes this guy tick. I want to know what kind of mind produces such egregious horse shit, displays it, receives near unanimous ridicule, and then sits down (assuming these aren’t drawn on the bus) to go for another round again and again.
Stop talking farts!
>> I honestly wanna meet LCG in person
I honestly _don’t_ wanna meet you in person. It is beyond me what drives you to read a blog you so obviously detest, but you’re surely a whiner that’s best kept at a distance
No no, my whining is much more artful when supplemented by face to face interaction. You’re missing out, trust me. As to what drives me to read it? That’s simple. I have a lot of downtime at work and not enough willpower to suppress my morbid curiosity.
LMBO, ask and you shall receive. I’m actually going to Gayjing this week-end, if that’s where you reside. I might not have a lot of free time, but would love to meet such a dedicated fan.
Send your contact info to laowaicomics@hotmail.com
Sorry bruh. I roll in the nanfang.
LCG, why don’t you reveal your identity? If you’re so vociferous in defence of your shite, schoolboy, attention seeking scribblings, you should have the decency to declare yourself. You Frenchman! There, I said it.
LCG, why don’t you reveal your identity? If you’re so vociferous in defence of your shite, schoolboy, attention seeking scribblings, you should have the decency to declare yourself. You Frenchman! There, I said it!
He said that twice but it was justified. He said what I was thinking. Uh uh. Yeah.