If the story of a shark tank bursting onto pedestrians wasn’t enough, we now have video! The folks over at Deadspin posted this earlier, and yeah, it sort of makes the story. Without it, we only have a shark tank breaking. With it, there’s drama, horror.
Three sharks died and 15 people suffered minor injuries. The fish and turtles are the forgotten victims here.
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If that happened in Wuhan, people would be thinking, “Hey, free fish!”
First time I saw that tank I thought: “I wonder when it’ll break?”
I like the official explanation: “It was because of the temperature difference.” Hahahaha. Communists! It had a temperature difference with the outside and the mall inside 365 days a year. No folks, it broke because it was a poorly designed, no quality, Chinese piece of crap.