Among the other things that happen: the real-life character battling the chalkboard figure becomes impregnated by said cannonball after it slingshots out of said condom. Then his fist turns into a rocket that flies into an electrical socket — he is electrocuted but doesn’t die. The chalkboard figure performs a Mortal Kombat-like finishing move that involves a bit of burrowing through the chest. Flawless victory.
It all makes perfect sense.
Tudou video for those in China after the jump.
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In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
