Among the other things that happen: the real-life character battling the chalkboard figure becomes impregnated by said cannonball after it slingshots out of said condom. Then his fist turns into a rocket that flies into an electrical socket — he is electrocuted but doesn’t die. The chalkboard figure performs a Mortal Kombat-like finishing move that involves a bit of burrowing through the chest. Flawless victory.
It all makes perfect sense.
Tudou video for those in China after the jump.