In Which We Revisit Possibly The Most Shocking And Abominable Fight Between Seven-Year-Olds Ever
The video you’ve come to see appears after the jump, and it’s brutal enough as a main event that I feel like it needs an undercard. So, the above.
Hair-grabbing should be banned to avoid boring impasses. What the heck, eighth-graders? It’s like you’re not even trying.
You’re certainly not trying like these kids. Holy shit, they’re trying too hard (watch with sound on low or off, as the human psyche, I think, can only tolerate a boy’s wailing for only so long, not to mention a piece of shit adult’s behavior):
That’s a video from a year ago depicting a seven-year-old brother and sister going at it. A few of the things the man behind the camera shouts:
“Don’t dig, kick!”
“Hit him back!”
(When the boy is on the ground wailing.) “Hit him now!”
(Still wailing.) “Hit him!”
(Still wailing.) “Get up! Hit your sister.”
“Get up, get up, get up.”
“Both injured eh? When Dad was young he fought like this.” Laughs.
“It’s no problem. Hit him.”
“If it’s bleeding it’s bleeding, no problem.”
8th-graders (appeared on Youku two days ago):