If you’re aiming to fake an injury by jumping in front of a car, make sure the target vehicle doesn’t employ a dashboard cam. In Kaohsiung, Taiwan on Friday, a pedestrian flung himself — in slow motion — onto the hood of a car, then rolled off and laid on the ground waiting for someone to hand him a bag of gold. The car owner stood over him and, unamused, said, “Don’t you know I’m a cop?” We don’t know whether he actually was one or not, but the driver then appears to point at his dashboard camera, which has recorded all this for posterity and the Internet. Ah, the Internet. Thank goodness for it. And this. And dashboard cams. Youku video for those in China after the jump.