What’s wrong with this scene? Let’s count the ways. You have the old man either trying to prevent a fight or instigating one, or doing both. There’s the child, tortured by the adults’ incompetence, who plugs his ears and wishes he were never born. (Don’t fret, kid, life gets better.) There’s the young man in what looks like brown leather loafers and hipster-black jeans, the one identified in this video title as a “sissy.” (Full title: “Beijing [Railway] Station KFC sissy man fighting over seat strikes woman.”) And then you have the fact these folks are at the Kentucky Fried Chicken inside Beijing Railway Station, which has to be one of the saddest places in the world. In fact, this whole episode occupies the lowest pit of sad. I’m depressed now. QQ video for those in China after the jump.