In Jilin Snow, Babes, Bikinis, Boobs, And A Ditty
There was a bikini contest in the open air of Jilin, Jilin province yesterday, organized by Beidahu Ski Resort, featuring 40 Chinese and Russian models in two-piece bikinis, snow boots and skis. The Jilin Tourism Bureau’s deputy party secretary, Meng Liru, said via NetEase that they were promoting the ski resort and Jilin City through bikinis, costumes, and fun.
It promoted me to write the following ditty as well:
Dashing through the snow
On a one-piece hot-pink string,
O’er the hills they slide,
Bobbing all the way;
Boobs on boob-tail boob,
Making young men bright,
What fun it is to ski and boob
A boobs and boobs to-boob!
Jilin bells, Jilin bells,
Jilin all the way…
I’ll think of a second verse if a video surfaces.
(H/T Reddit)
Jonathan Alpart
It’s all fun and games until someone falls down. Snow meets bare skin.
bag-o-dicks
Strange that with almost 200 camera-wielding men the pictures are so crappy!
Look at that first one, you can’t even see their faces!
King Baeksu
It’s hard to take a decent pic with one hand down your pants.
WoAi
Should that not be “Jilin Belles” rather than “Jilin Bells”? I love how some are wearing ear muffs. Like that’s going to keep them warm!