The Beijinger is our fine city’s largest expat magazine, purveyors of flour, dogs, hair, and hutong skiers. Frankly, we can’t wait for what’s next… tissues? turtles? WE HOPE SO. Too excited about the possibilities, we’ve gone ahead and mocked up some cover suggestions. Let’s make this happen, tbj.
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All images by Lola B.
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Was this King Tubby’s idea? No-one except advertisers gives enough of a crap about The Beijinger for this to be funny. Added to which, I’m struggling to locate any jokes here.
Your comment is a bit of a joke, no?
if you look closely, there’s a racist joke. racism is always funny!
I GET THE RACISM. IT’S BECAUSE IT MENTIONS “BLACK MEN”
Is this supposed to be funny? Because I honestly can’t find any fucking humor in this at all. In fact I haven’t laughed once since 1989. Hopefully the CCPC will come to their senses and apologize for those terrible crimes. Read my book, Staring Down Tanks: The Only Real Man In China, to learn more about what happened that day. Besides that, excuse me while I go wipe my ass with something else readable.
+1
I get it. I’m not even in Beijing.
It would’ve been funny with just the Dust one. But who reads that mag anyway?
Their forum is finished and worth deleting as well, the biggest poster is Bobby Liu = Admin.