Melissa Murphy’s Pre-Makeup Shots Of Porn Stars, All 93 Of Them, Has Made It To China: Thanks, NetEase

Allie Haze

You know this already, we’re sure, because you surf the Internet, but if not, here’s the quick and dirty:

Melissa Murphy is a makeup artist who does work with porn stars and nude models, making them look like plastic sex objects instead of human beings a regular person might shake hands with. (Read her interview with Slate, or this story on Gawker.) Her collection has recently begun doing the Internet rounds, though most websites have been happy to merely sample from the honey jar, choosing a couple dozen or so pictures for illustrative purposes (Allie Haze, above, has been a popular one).

NetEase, meanwhile, has stuck its head shoulder-deep into said jar and is licking its bottom as we speak. Here, in its March 13 post, are 93 pictures of “American AV actresses before and after makeup.” That’s all of them. For comparison’s sake, Hypervocal published 15 photos. Bro Bible stopped at 20. Daily Mail? 29. Huffington Post, that most brazen of aggregators and SEO necromancers, did a mere 59.

chinaSMACK has all those NetEase pictures laid out for you, clickable for enlarging. No, dude, not that kind of enlarging. Go over there for a closer look. We have thumbnails.

Porn stars before makeup 1
Porn stars before makeup 2
Porn stars before makeup 3
Porn stars before makeup 4
Porn stars before makeup 5
Porn stars before makeup 6

“Fuck, I only recognize two of them,” writes NetEase commenter “luoben126,” as translated by chinaSMACK.

How many can you recognize?

(For answers, flip over to Izismile, which has identified all of the 93.)

‘American’ Porn Stars Without Makeup, Chinese Netizen Reactions (chinaSMACK)

One Response to “Melissa Murphy’s Pre-Makeup Shots Of Porn Stars, All 93 Of Them, Has Made It To China: Thanks, NetEase”

  1. Chinese Netizen

    The sad part is all that time and effort spent on makeup will last only a few minutes…then the post money shot cleanup!

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