I Got A Haircut From Ai Weiwei

On top of everything else, Ai Weiwei is a barber. A good one?

Hm. Maybe we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Let’s start here: exactly what kind of haircuts does he give?

“The kind that will make you want to cry,” he said.

“Just don’t make it boring,” I told him.

“It won’t be boring.”

~

We were sitting on outdoor benches on Wednesday evening at the restaurant Fodder Factory in Caochangdi, a tiny urban enclave whose intimacy and absence of pretension has attracted some of the city’s more self-motivated and independent artists, filmmakers and celebrities, Ai Weiwei included (he’s lived here for 13 years). Several years ago, there was talk of demolishing this village; now it’s where the kids stake out, as they say: kids who brew their own beer, work for Wu Wenguang, organize documentary festivals, build ridiculous stereo systems on wheels, and brainstorm the sort of projects that become the groundwork for mass-produced creativity.

The haircut was arranged by a mutual friend who works closely with Ai Weiwei and myself. He’s an interesting character in his own right, the type whose thoughts constantly race ahead of his ability to act on them — but by now you’ve probably figured out that interesting ones tend to congregate around CCD. That night, a world-famous chef happened to drop by and bump into one of the more popular China correspondents from the last decade. “Watching the Chinese artist Ai Weiwei advise the Spanish/American chef Jose Andres in the flair and nuance of creating iPhone videos, when they crossed paths this evening in Beijing,” wrote James Fallows.

The Atlantic correspondent asks forgiveness “if this seems self-indulgent,” which seems like a pretty good segue for me to ask the same. There’s nothing newsworthy about a haircut, this:

Ai Weiwei cutting my hair with a razor

But of course, this is Ai Weiwei we’re talking about, lodestone, dissident, traitor, hero. Everything he does is worthy of something. As the haircut happens — filmed above by Alicia – interested observers gather in a semicircle and hold up camera phones. Only a table of food — much of it, no doubt, ordered by Jose Andres, who had the kitchen fry up a lobster he bought in a market that morning — separates us. And sitting there, one gets a new appreciation for how Ai Weiwei, oversized personality that he is, must understand the cult and farce of celebrity and those who would fawn in the face of it. At the risk of reading way too much into this, perhaps that’s the wry, mischievous reasoning behind his deliberately woeful haircuts: because he knows you — you – will appreciate it, since it came from him. It’s why you’ll wear it for a day, a week, a month after the fact, looking ridiculous because no one else understands the context. You know, however. You got a haircut from Ai Weiwei.

“I’ve given hundreds,” he said. “I could make a book out of it.”

He doesn’t seem impressed. He could make a book out of it, and publishers, marketers, journalists, everyone involved would profit in one way or another. His scraps can be rearranged into manna; his haircuts can turn into 750-word blog posts.

Alas, that’s part of the beauty of Ai Weiwei that often goes unnoticed amid all the other praise: he doesn’t mind letting others benefit off him, even encourages it. He is truly an artist for our digital and social age, generously retweeting online and performing the commensurate act in real life. You hear about his big projects, but he has plenty of smaller ones, too, taken up in his name by assistants and others. I asked before the haircut whether we could film it, and his reaction was such a quick “sure” that it seemed to imply: Did you really need to ask? Want to twist meaning out of a Gangnam video, read cliches into his canvas of work, transform him into a symbol of your worldview? Go for it. It’s not the artist’s job, after all, to create and critique.

~

We’ll critique, however. That haircut — mine – was it any good?

Hm…

Tao's haircut

Let’s just say it could have been worse:

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For more on Caochangdi, check out our writeups about Photospring and Design Week. Ai Weiwei, who had a presence at this week’s Re:publica, will represent Germany at next month’s Venice Biennale, so you’ll probably be hearing more about him soon.

One final note. You know how Andres was getting lessons from AWW on iPhone videos? Apparently he already knew how to use Vine just fine:

13 Responses to “I Got A Haircut From Ai Weiwei”

  1. RhZ

    Wait is that the Taoster his own self? How long did you hold out before going to a real barber to clean it up? Or you could just wait and let the sides and back (and front) grow in for awhile first.

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  2. Jonathan Alpart

    Oh, please. This guy cuts hair and it’s newsworthy. What has this guy done lately that’s actually interesting or thought-provoking? He’s the Paris Hilton of subversive artists.

    Having said that, pretty cool you got a haircut from him.

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  3. bag-o-dicks

    If not a great cut, It’s still a pretty cool experience. He must be one of the world’s most approachable celebrities. I would have been tempted to ask him a few questions: how did you get away with this shit for so long? Did they torture you much?

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  4. Yining Su

    That actually wasn’t so bad, at the end. As the haircut was progressing, I thought it would be much worse. Looks good!

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  5. Kirby

    The story value alone is totally worth the haircut no matter how bad it is, and I admit this haircut could be a lot worse.

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  7. Grant

    This is absolutely charming and was the first thing I saw today. I’m still chuckling…

    A haircut from Ai Wei Wei, at a bar, Eagles playing in the background,

    What a moment!

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