Kids Do The Darndest Things, Such As Nearly Die After Falling Out Of Window

Child stuck between air conditioner in Shishi, Fujian 1

Nearly die. Not die. And thank goodness for that and all, but do cats ever walk out of fourth-story windows? Do dogs? Do rats? How dumb are the younglings of the human race?

In Shishi, Fujian province recently, a five-year-old boy woke up, saw no one was home, opened a window, and crawled out. He avoided serious injury and possible death thanks to an air conditioning unit. Pinned between the AC and side of the building, there the child remained until adults could rush up to save him.

According to Daily Mail:

A neighbour who first saw the boy said: ‘Suddenly I heard loud baby cries. Looking out I was terrified to see a boy was struggling in the air, with his head stuck behind the air conditioner.’

Five neighbours rushed up to the boy’s flat and broke in. One said: ‘I grabbed the boy’s head, preventing him from slipping down further.’

Meanwhile, the other three broke into the flat below so that they could lean out the window and support the boy’s weight. The boy was eventually rescued 40 minutes later.

Keeping in mind that we’ve seen this before – many, many times – here are two more looks at this representative of our dum-dum race:

Child stuck between air conditioner in Shishi, Fujian 2 Child stuck between air conditioner in Shishi, Fujian 3

Five-year-old boy falls from fourth floor window… (Daily Mail, h/t Alicia)

4 Responses to “Kids Do The Darndest Things, Such As Nearly Die After Falling Out Of Window”

    • mike

      “In Shishi, Fujian province recently, a five-year-old boy woke up, saw no one was home,”

      Yeah, after living in China for a while, you get the feeling that LIFE IS REALLY FUCKING EASY, and you can a casual approach to ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING… Wanna be a doctor? Yeah sure, whatever… Pilot? Yeah, sure, sounds easy… Parent? Whatever, don’t use a condom anyway, should be easy enough..

      Thank God the kid is safe. I fear for his next 15 years.

      Reply
  1. wafflestomp

    This boy, like many others, deserve death. Darwin commands it. You don’t want people that stupid breeding.

    Reply
  2. Luz Nelson

    That boy must clean the air conditioner after all. It’s his fault and the air conditioning unit saved his life. He must be thankful to the A/C and the people who helped him.

    Reply

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