Laowai Comics: Welcome To The Jungle By Laowai Comics June 6, 2013 6:00 am Comments: 27 Laowai Comics is a biweekly webcomic. Beijing Cream is proud to debut its Thursday comic every week. Full archives here. Click to enlarge (Monday’s comic) 27 Responses to “Laowai Comics: Welcome To The Jungle” GAIJIN June 6th, 2013 7:49am GAIJIN IS BETTER THAN LAOWAI. JAPAN IS THE BEST! NIPPON BANZAI! SONNO-JOI! KIMIGAYO! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR! KABUKI OVER CHINESE THEATRE! SENKAKU NOT DIAYOU! JAPANESE LADIES DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH HAIR! SO MUCH BETTER! Reply Shite June 6th, 2013 7:59am A new low. Reply GAIJIN June 6th, 2013 8:14am 雌犬JAPAN HAS REACHED AN ALL NEW HIGH! SAYONARA 雌犬! Reply bag-o-dicks June 6th, 2013 8:20am If you sleep with peasant women then you’re probably a bit of a loser. Reply King Baeksu June 6th, 2013 8:43am The artist should travel a bit more in Asia. It ain’t just a Chinese-girl thang. Reply Jay June 7th, 2013 10:10am I dislike long pubic hair. Hair is fine, it’s nice, but just use a pair of scissors and trim it 2 or 3 centimeters long. It doesn’t take much time, and for those who have never had a long pubic hair stuck in your throat, triggering your gag reflex…. well… it can really kill the mood. Reply MrT June 6th, 2013 8:44am Needs explaining to me. Reply bag-o-dicks June 6th, 2013 9:21am Some white guys sleep with Chinese peasant women. Apparently, they have out of control pubic hair, period-stained granny pants etc. This guy is comparing pubes to a jungle because… well that was the best thing he could come up with. Reply King Baeksu June 6th, 2013 9:49am Evidently the artist has never bagged a French or German babe, either. Just because some females prefer the natural look does not automatically make them “peasants.” I’m personally no great fan of the shaved prepubescent style, and like the woman I’m with to look and feel like, well, a real woman. The reason a pussy is call a pussy is because it’s as soft as a pussy, after all. Reply RhZ June 6th, 2013 12:03pm Go for the 白虎, its great. Reply King Baeksu June 6th, 2013 1:22pm Who says I haven’t? I always conduct in-depth research before making a final emission, I mean, decision. Yes it does June 7th, 2013 7:36am It does make them a peasant. You must have lost all your honour… Reply Chinese Netizen June 6th, 2013 11:42am And here I was reading more into it like maybe once you get involved with certain Chinese grils, you’re going into territory that will truly be a maze of hatred, confusion, deceit and shenanigans that’ll make you rue the day you got a China visa! However, if this is to really mean something along the lines of the “artist’s” experience with hairy grils, I suggest he expand his horizons a bit and stop dating Xinjiang chicks… Reply King Baeksu June 6th, 2013 1:29pm “And here I was reading more into it like maybe once you get involved with certain Chinese grils, you’re going into territory that will truly be a maze of hatred, confusion, deceit and shenanigans that’ll make you rue the day you got a China visa!” Lol, there’s that, too. Have to give the artist credit for a higher level of ambiguity here. 88, smooth sailing! Reply scumis June 6th, 2013 12:08pm This is freaking hilarious. Don’t listen to English teacher faggots Mr FreNNeZZy! Reply Mr_FreNezY June 8th, 2013 7:56pm Thanks for the comment, Mister Scumis. Always appreciated! Reply Amanda R. June 6th, 2013 2:19pm So now Laowai comics have gone from unfunny and racist to also sexist. Bravo on your trifecta. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp3miLTsS1qcauxd.gif Reply King Baeksu June 6th, 2013 3:48pm “So now Laowai comics have gone from unfunny and racist to also sexist.” Lol at “sexist.” Why do you think we chaps moved to Asia in the first place? Reply Chinese Netizen June 7th, 2013 5:41am LoL! To get away from the self righteous, chip-on-the-shoulder, always indignant “bananas” in the West? Reply Amanda R. June 7th, 2013 11:47pm At least you’re honest, lol. Reply King Baeksu June 8th, 2013 9:09am And pretty damn funny and good in bed, too. What’s not to like? Reply MrT June 6th, 2013 4:11pm oh Reply SeaHorse June 7th, 2013 8:03am For a record guys, women have pubes too, and both certain men and women don’t like to shave their pubes. Especially in a country where the swim suits tend to be a little more conservative, in the West pretty much getting a brazillian is a seasonal ritual before summer if you happen to like the beach, but in China there is no such beaching culture. Reply RhZ June 9th, 2013 12:06pm It does seem like things have gone way too far in the direction of shaving. I am old enough to remember before the trend began back in the late 80s early 90s. However a little trimming never hurt anyone. Reply RhZ June 9th, 2013 12:12pm It does seem like things have gone way too far in the direction of shaving. However a little trimming never hurt anyone. Well, if its done carefully. Reply SeaHorse June 10th, 2013 5:08am Almost every man I ever joked about it too had an irrational fear of cutting off their penises. Well beauty wise trimming is a good idea but in the same way as waxing your legs, to be honest when has pubic hair stopped anyone here from having SEX? If it has, that’s actually real phobia. Reply RhZ June 10th, 2013 12:39pm I mean I think trimming is just about required these days, except for guys who are into hair, there are probably some, or evangelicals or Mormans. The lips can actually be shaven without any problem at all, but shaving the skin above will leave razor burn and bumps, so I don’t know why anyone wants to do that. A decent trim is fine. Hmm that reminds me about how Chinese girls (I remember your background) do not hesitate to imitate scissors with their fingers in a “pointed” fashion. And they don’t understand the visceral reaction they cause. Not angry, at least in my case (I want to talk about anything but that) but very visceral. The hair of course can’t ever actually prevent sex, and might even be a stimulant to some extent. But the experience is night and day frankly, Plus, if a chick likes getting oral she probably needs to trim it down. And if she doesn’t like oral, and she doesn’t like even trimming, well that would seem like a girl that wants all the lights off and wants it to finish in 20 minutes. Reply Leave a Reply Click here to cancel reply. Name (required) Mail (required) (will not be published) Website XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong> × 7 = fourteen Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.