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Fireworks Usher In Lunar New Year In Beijing
February 20, 2015 11:13 am
Help Us Find Beijing Cream’s No. 1 Troll
January 22, 2015 9:30 am
I Nearly Lost A Testicle In A Beijing Hospital
October 22, 2014 8:00 am
Lost And Found: Tiananmen Square Photos Discovered 25 Years Later
June 5, 2014 11:43 am
Chinese New Year Wishes From Beijing Cream
January 30, 2014 6:10 pm
“One of The Worst Nights Of My Life”: The Disastrous Electric Castle Halloween Party In Tianjin [UPDATE]
November 5, 2013 2:16 am
Chug-Off For Charity Recap: Congratulations And Thanks
August 26, 2013 9:00 am
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July 23, 2013 2:30 am
The 2nd Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared
May 14, 2013 3:21 pm
Anatomy Of A Chinese Airport Rumble
May 13, 2013 12:09 pm
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March 31, 2013 3:30 pm
Laowai Comics: The Haters Of Laowai Comics
March 28, 2013 6:00 am
The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s Top Porn Search Terms
March 14, 2013 12:37 pm
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February 25, 2013 11:43 am
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January 30, 2013 1:29 pm
China Is Polluted. We Get It Already
January 30, 2013 2:25 am
Introducing, In China: A Perfect Cut Of Aesthetic Hell
January 23, 2013 2:17 pm
To Serve People: No One Loathes Porn Like China’s New Master Of The Dark Arts
November 20, 2012 2:00 pm
Vignette Of A Compassionate China: Our Writer, In Distress, Finds Help At Every Turn
October 23, 2012 1:00 pm
Olympics Countdown: Chinese Hurdler Does Not Care
July 5, 2012 2:00 am
Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina
June 19, 2012 2:35 pm
The Basics Of Driving In China: A Diagram [UPDATE]
May 22, 2012 1:30 am
The Mother Of All Traffic Jams (Warning: It’s Horrifying)
May 21, 2012 9:41 pm
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April 9, 2012 3:04 pm
In Beijing, The New Champion Of Chinese Basketball
March 30, 2012 11:58 pm
Dick Amateur, Who Follows China Daily, Also Now Follows Beijing Cream
March 17, 2012 4:00 am
“Like a hammer to the head” Review: Arthur Meursalt’s ‘Party Members’
October 27, 2017 9:40 am
Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
September 26, 2017 3:45 pm
We Found Her, The Worst Mother-In-Law In China
August 8, 2017 3:21 pm
SHUO Is The Chinese Street Artist We Need — And One You Need To Know
August 8, 2017 9:00 am
Beijing Cream is now on WeChat
August 1, 2017 12:42 pm
11 Ways of Looking at Donald Trump in a Chinese PLA Uniform: A Story
July 31, 2017 6:07 pm
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
July 27, 2017 2:09 am
@DissidentPooh Is The China Twitter Account Of Our Times
July 18, 2017 2:19 pm
Liu Xiaobo Is Dead, And The Beijing Sky Is In Uproar
July 13, 2017 11:38 pm
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May 11, 2017 10:47 am
Rock Off: Briefly memorializing Sanlitun’s best and only punk-rock dive bar
May 5, 2017 2:17 pm
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April 25, 2017 2:03 pm
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November 9, 2016 5:28 pm
Dispatches From Xinjiang: Uyghur Urbanism in Recent Modernist Poetry
April 21, 2016 3:00 pm
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March 13, 2016 11:54 am
New Rules: How China’s Latest Laws For Foreign Media Affect Us And You
March 10, 2016 10:00 am
Mega Fail: How A Bestselling American Futurist Lost His Way In China
March 1, 2016 1:14 pm
Watch: Hong Kong’s Fishball Riots
February 9, 2016 7:14 pm
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January 5, 2016 10:00 am
It’s A White Christmas In Beijing
December 25, 2015 5:25 pm
GAIJIN IS BETTER THAN LAOWAI. JAPAN IS THE BEST! NIPPON BANZAI! SONNO-JOI! KIMIGAYO! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR! KABUKI OVER CHINESE THEATRE! SENKAKU NOT DIAYOU! JAPANESE LADIES DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH HAIR! SO MUCH BETTER!
A new low.
雌犬JAPAN HAS REACHED AN ALL NEW HIGH! SAYONARA 雌犬!
If you sleep with peasant women then you’re probably a bit of a loser.
The artist should travel a bit more in Asia.
It ain’t just a Chinese-girl thang.
I dislike long pubic hair.
Hair is fine, it’s nice, but just use a pair of scissors and trim it 2 or 3 centimeters long.
It doesn’t take much time, and for those who have never had a long pubic hair stuck in your throat, triggering your gag reflex…. well… it can really kill the mood.
Needs explaining to me.
Some white guys sleep with Chinese peasant women. Apparently, they have out of control pubic hair, period-stained granny pants etc.
This guy is comparing pubes to a jungle because… well that was the best thing he could come up with.
Evidently the artist has never bagged a French or German babe, either. Just because some females prefer the natural look does not automatically make them “peasants.”
I’m personally no great fan of the shaved prepubescent style, and like the woman I’m with to look and feel like, well, a real woman. The reason a pussy is call a pussy is because it’s as soft as a pussy, after all.
Go for the 白虎, its great.
Who says I haven’t? I always conduct in-depth research before making a final emission, I mean, decision.
It does make them a peasant. You must have lost all your honour…
And here I was reading more into it like maybe once you get involved with certain Chinese grils, you’re going into territory that will truly be a maze of hatred, confusion, deceit and shenanigans that’ll make you rue the day you got a China visa!
However, if this is to really mean something along the lines of the “artist’s” experience with hairy grils, I suggest he expand his horizons a bit and stop dating Xinjiang chicks…
“And here I was reading more into it like maybe once you get involved with certain Chinese grils, you’re going into territory that will truly be a maze of hatred, confusion, deceit and shenanigans that’ll make you rue the day you got a China visa!”
Lol, there’s that, too. Have to give the artist credit for a higher level of ambiguity here. 88, smooth sailing!
This is freaking hilarious. Don’t listen to English teacher faggots Mr FreNNeZZy!
Thanks for the comment, Mister Scumis. Always appreciated!
So now Laowai comics have gone from unfunny and racist to also sexist. Bravo on your trifecta.
“So now Laowai comics have gone from unfunny and racist to also sexist.”
Lol at “sexist.” Why do you think we chaps moved to Asia in the first place?
LoL! To get away from the self righteous, chip-on-the-shoulder, always indignant “bananas” in the West?
At least you’re honest, lol.
And pretty damn funny and good in bed, too. What’s not to like?
For a record guys, women have pubes too, and both certain men and women don’t like to shave their pubes. Especially in a country where the swim suits tend to be a little more conservative, in the West pretty much getting a brazillian is a seasonal ritual before summer if you happen to like the beach, but in China there is no such beaching culture.
It does seem like things have gone way too far in the direction of shaving. I am old enough to remember before the trend began back in the late 80s early 90s. However a little trimming never hurt anyone.
It does seem like things have gone way too far in the direction of shaving. However a little trimming never hurt anyone. Well, if its done carefully.
Almost every man I ever joked about it too had an irrational fear of cutting off their penises.
Well beauty wise trimming is a good idea but in the same way as waxing your legs, to be honest when has pubic hair stopped anyone here from having SEX? If it has, that’s actually real phobia.
I mean I think trimming is just about required these days, except for guys who are into hair, there are probably some, or evangelicals or Mormans. The lips can actually be shaven without any problem at all, but shaving the skin above will leave razor burn and bumps, so I don’t know why anyone wants to do that. A decent trim is fine.
Hmm that reminds me about how Chinese girls (I remember your background) do not hesitate to imitate scissors with their fingers in a “pointed” fashion. And they don’t understand the visceral reaction they cause. Not angry, at least in my case (I want to talk about anything but that) but very visceral.
The hair of course can’t ever actually prevent sex, and might even be a stimulant to some extent. But the experience is night and day frankly, Plus, if a chick likes getting oral she probably needs to trim it down. And if she doesn’t like oral, and she doesn’t like even trimming, well that would seem like a girl that wants all the lights off and wants it to finish in 20 minutes.