Donnie dons a suitsey (suit + jersey) and makes his way ringside to watch Manny Pacquiao-Brandon Rios fight at the Venetian in Macao. No, he did not have ringside tickets.
The blonde girl in front of him is, at first, amused by his running commentary, and even his ill-fated attempt to start a Pacquiao chant. Eventually:
Not amused?
“If the event’s over and you’re not in jail, fuck it, just get in the ring!”
“One of The Worst Nights Of My Life”: The Disastrous Electric Castle Halloween Party In Tianjin [UPDATE]
The 2nd Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared
The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s Top Porn Search Terms
Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees [UPDATE]
To Serve People: No One Loathes Porn Like China’s New Master Of The Dark Arts
Vignette Of A Compassionate China: Our Writer, In Distress, Finds Help At Every Turn
Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina
Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
