From the dude behind Laowai Style and the bilingual comedy website Laugh Beijing:
In China nowadays, there is only one thing that remains true: Mo Money = Mo Fazhan!
While most rap tends to be microeconomic (purchasing habits, non-traditional markets for guns and drugs, etc.), I chose to go for macroeconomic rap this time.
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Mo shite, mo shite. Massive F’ing twat
Give him props man, now he knows 3 Chinese words..
#gasmask
Mo shite, mo shite. Massive F’ing twat.
I came here for the cringe but that was actually quite excellent. Great lyrics. I also can’t help but wonder if it’s harder or easier to rhyme words when you have two languages to choose from?
Why is it white guys that rap all have to make themselves look like constipated douches?