The greatest new app on the market is Baidu Translate, available for Android and iOS, which has the ability to identify and translate everyday objects using only a photograph. Amazing, right? You have no idea.
Maybe the app does better with objects?
Baidu Translate is either a wonderfully earnest answer to Google Goggles or a Kaiser Kuo prank gone horribly right.
Oh, and one of our male contributors did what you would inevitably do with this app. The result was “Black Mini Poodle” and “Syphilis.”
Two via Sean Silbert:
This one via Twitter:
UPDATE, 2/5, 6:08 pm: And now there’s a Tumblr. Our job is done.