If you thought our first post of 2014 would not be a quote attributed to Ron Jeremy, consider yourself rectified.
This was spotted on the wall next to a side street near International School of Beijing. Ron Jeremy, though an unparalleled innovator in his own right, has probably never said that in his lifetime. The words are actually attributed to American poet Ella Wheeler.
Master Yoda totally probably said “Drop it like it’s hot” though:
“One of The Worst Nights Of My Life”: The Disastrous Electric Castle Halloween Party In Tianjin [UPDATE]
The 2nd Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared
The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s Top Porn Search Terms
Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees [UPDATE]
To Serve People: No One Loathes Porn Like China’s New Master Of The Dark Arts
Vignette Of A Compassionate China: Our Writer, In Distress, Finds Help At Every Turn
Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina
Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
hey look, dumbass scum from the us is making its way over here and bringing vandalism along with it. just deport these idiots and black list them