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Here’s The 18-Year-Old Who Got A Party Boss Fired, And Of Course Bo Xilai And Wang Lijun Are Involved, Because Chongqing

The Chongqing sex scandal is getting very, very interesting. Whatever intrigue was already inherent in a scandal involving a high-ranking Party official and his mistress, raise it to the power of Wang Lijun and Bo Xilai. Let's start here: The femme fatale has been identified as Zhao Hongxi, who was 18 years old in February 2007 when she secretly videotaped herself having sex with Lei Zhengfu, then the party ...

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Even Hideous People, Like This Government Official, Can Have Leaked Sex Tapes [UPDATE]

UDPATE, 11/26, 2:20 am: Lei was set up. The video was taken by 18-year-old Zhao Hongxia, the unfortunate lady in this sex tape, in February 2007 . She was hired by the boss of a construction company whose bribes to Lei failed to win him a coveted contract. Here's more info, including pictures of Zhao and Lei's other mistress. Also, Bo Xilai and Wang Lijun were involved, because in Chongqing, of course they ...

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We’re Sorry If This Gives You Nightmares, But This Is Hu Jintao’s “O” Face

We've spliced together Hu Jintao, China's outgoing leader, and Beautiful Agony, a website that... Beautiful Agony began as an experiment*, to test a theory that eroticism in human imagery lies not in the body, but in the face; that film of a genuine, unscripted, natural orgasm can succeed where the most visceral mainstream pornography fails, and that is, to actually turn us on. Hu Jintao and Beautiful Agony ...

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Need A Job? Shanghai Company Seeks “Condom Testers”

Screenshot of original ad after the jump; the above pic is via Weibo, @shdaily. Wanted: Condom Tester. Must Be Female, Good-Looking, Between The Ages Of 18 and 25. No, seriously. The ad has been removed, but for a while, "lively and good-looking women" between 18 and 25 were given the chance to apply to test condoms. Requirements are exactly what you think. Via Shanghai Daily: The company offered each woman ...

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17-Year-Old In Fujian, Ashamed Of Getting Erections, Turns To Self-Castration

Image via 7y7.com A 17-year-old in Anxi, Fujian province tried to cut off his penis to spite his out-of-control teenage and totally normal hormonal drive. Thankfully for him, he was not successful. According to Strait Metropolis Daily, the 17-year-old was at home Saturday, in bed, when he took a knife and tried to castrate himself. His screams startled his parents, who quickly took him to the hospital via h ...

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Our Very Own RFH Reports From The Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival

[caption id="attachment_5725" align="alignnone" width="490" caption="Jissbon, by RFH"][/caption] The Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival ended Monday, but we have a couple more related items in the pipeline. For now, check BJC Editor-at-Large RFH's dispatch about the three-day event in The Times: There’s not much actual sex going on at the 10th Annual Guangzhou International Sex Culture Festival – pornography, p ...

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Probably The Best Picture From The Guangzhou Sex Festival

We brought you pictures of the 10th annual Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival yesterday evening, but by far the best picture from that event -- which, sadly, ends today -- is the one above. I want you to notice the small gray box that is partially obscuring the picture of the woman's breast on the left side of the image. Censorship fail. Let's make this a caption contest. GO. Runner-up photo: ...

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Your First Look At The 10th Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival

The Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival is always a big deal because, you know, sex. Created in 2003 by Zhang Feng, a soldier-turned government official who goes by "Brother Feng" in his books, Guangzhou's annual sex lollapalooza draws hundreds of thousands of visitors every year. "Sex is like food," Zhang said in a 2010 interview. "It functions at the very root of human society." Everyone has been tittering wit ...

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“Automatic Sperm Extractor” Is Bizarre, Wonderful

Found in a Nanjing hospital, this device is very much used for what you might think. That is to say, it is not a fleshlight masquerading as a mushroom; it is an artificial vagina that serves the purpose of actual vaginas: to extract sperm from male genitalia. Hard stop. And the best part is that it comes with a screen that shows movies, and can be hooked up to surround sound. Wait, no, that's not the best p ...

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A Film To Get Drunk With: Due West: Our 3D Sex Journey

Quoting what appears to be an official film synopsis: Due West: Our Sex Journey describes the internal struggle of a young person seeking “love” and “lust” in contemporary society of Hong Kong.  The film reflects the reason why men head North to Mainland to seek pleasure and the general problems exist among Hong Kong girls. It also focuses on the intricate conflict of the two-sided coin of love – affection ...

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Wanker Fails To Fill Sperm Receptacle, Dies Instead

[polldaddy poll=6531131] Zheng Gang, a PhD student, died while donating sperm at Tongji Medical College of Huazhong University of Science and Technology on February 2011, and thanks to a lawsuit his father filed for 4 million yuan, we get to hear all about the country's (world's?) first known case of a man dying while donating sperm. Reports China Daily: Zheng Jinlong, the man's father, claims that the inst ...

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The Model For Zhengzhou’s “Filial Pigs” Sculpture Depicts An Orgy, Most Definitely Not Filial

We've had our fun with this, now it's time to drop the hammer. Earlier today, Wuhan Evening Paper reported that Zhengzhou's now-infamous "filial pigs" -- a mother and son in a pose suggestive of anything but filial piety -- was in fact based off a statuette from a series called "Hooligan Pigs," created 10 years ago, in which anthropomorphic swine were depicted having sex in a variety of positions. This part ...

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Remember Those Porking Pigs? Here’s A Video

Some people really want this sculpture to be just a son massaging his mother, whose quivering eyes are merely grateful and on her ruddy face the arpeggio of delight turned ecstatic is divested of all venereal context. Not really sure why her left nipple is exposed though. Other questions: Why does the pig even have anthropomorphic breasts? Must they be so voluptuous and perfectly positioned, pressed against ...

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Pigs Depicted Having Sex Doggy-Style In Zhengzhou Public Square Are Said To Represent Filial Piety [UPDATE]

I can explain this. Some people's minds have not been corrupted by the unseemly elements of our indecorous times. They glimpse a work of art such as this and think of the lessons a mother can pass to her child, who is not at all uncomfortable with her exposed tit. Um. PIETY. By unseemly elements, by the way, I mostly mean liberals, but also pranksters, and middle-aged men who have lost hope, and those young ...

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What Is A Chinese Orgy Actually Like?

China has been abuzz over orgies recently, thanks to a set of scandalous pictures that surfaced last week featuring three pairs of swingers. (You can see several of these 120-some NSFW photos here.) Amid speculation (since dispelled) that the men were high-ranking government officials, one of the men, Wang Yu, confessed to being in the photos, and he and his wife have since been fired from their jobs and ex ...

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Xinhua Announces Date Of 10th Annual Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival

From the 9th annual Guangzhou sex festival, November 12, 2011, via Yahoo China. I know, I know, reading what Xinhua has to say about sex must be like reading the part in your mother's 4th-grade book report on Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret where the protagonist buys her first bra and sanitary napkin. Still, here it is: The 10th edition of the festival will host a variety of activities like exhibitions ...

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Do Not Sexually Harass This Woman Wearing A See-Through Dress, Please

But what is sexual harassment, really? Does leering count? How about intense leering? How about penetrative leering? What about sniffing? Impassioned sniffing? And while we're on the subject... aggressive winking: yay or nay? Here's what Shanghai Metro's official Sina Weibo account, which posted the above picture last Wednesday, had to say about this (as translated by Tea Leaf Nation): “If that’s what you w ...

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Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina

Shanghaiist has the story, as does the Beijinger. But damn it all if we're letting a sex mushroom get through the day without ribbing it here. On June 17, Xi'an Up Close《西安零距离》aired a story about a "mushroom" that was found in Liucunbu village in Shaanxi province. The reporter, Ye Yunfeng, says at one point: “We can see here that this thing looks a lot like a fungus, with a mushroom head on both sides; at t ...

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