Wonder no more. Via Reddit (h/t E), here is a gallery of pictures (excerpted after the jump) supposedly from a “Chinese gangsters phone” [sic]. The images are timestamped August 2010, and according to Reddit’s eagle-eyed commenters, one of the cars has a Tianjin license plate. We don’t know anything else.
The main character appears to be a 20- or 30-something man with a belly that I can only imagine makes the sound of swishing water in a plastic container when drummed. He loves his car, his money, and his dog. Really, what else could be necessary to make a man happy? If it weren’t for the pictures of his buddies beating up that other guy and stepping on his throat, this well-tatted gangster could almost be described as… endearing. I see a twinkle in his eye.
Oh wait. It’s a death twinkle.
Where’s Bo XiLai when we need him most? “Hit Black, Sing Red!”
Let no one in the blogosphere forget the reason this is going viral, E. It was because of you. As seen here on BJC first. Credit to a certain Reddit commenter, of course.