"Merciful God, kill me now."
More Faces of Near-Death — all via China Daily — after the jump.
"Shit fuck balls cunt shit fuck balls..."
"I'm going to fire my stylist."
"Hey, um... down in front?"
"Bob, are you even sure we're supposed to be here?"
“One of The Worst Nights Of My Life”: The Disastrous Electric Castle Halloween Party In Tianjin [UPDATE]
The 2nd Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared
The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s Top Porn Search Terms
Maya Moore Scores 53 Points In Game 1 Of WCBA Finals, Overshadowed By Fans Beating Up Referees [UPDATE]
To Serve People: No One Loathes Porn Like China’s New Master Of The Dark Arts
Vignette Of A Compassionate China: Our Writer, In Distress, Finds Help At Every Turn
Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which Is Actually A Rubber Vagina
Jiang Zemin: How China’s Forgotten President Achieved a Cult Following and Meme Immortality
In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京，有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
