NPC Meeting Update: Miraculously, No One Has Died Yet, Though We Really Can’t Be Sure

Via Ministry of Tofu

Overheard at the National People’s Congress:

- Is he dead yet?

- Mmm.

- Is he dead?

- I think so.

- How can you tell?

- I don’t know.

- Check if he moves.

- None of them move!

- I don’t know, check if he’s breathing

- Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

- How can you tell?

- Ah hell, who gives a shit?

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