Wanker Fails To Fill Sperm Receptacle, Dies Instead

Zheng Gang, a PhD student, died while donating sperm at Tongji Medical College of Huazhong University of Science and Technology on February 2011, and thanks to a lawsuit his father filed for 4 million yuan, we get to hear all about the country’s (world’s?) first known case of a man dying while donating sperm. Reports China Daily:

Zheng Jinlong, the man’s father, claims that the institute refused his request for an autopsy.

The father said that he suspects that his son took tainted pills before the donation, which were provided by the institute and led to his son’s death.

The institute said they offered an autopsy which the family refused, yadda yadda. Let’s play THIS or THAT. Knowing that death comes to us all, is it better to be jerking off when you kick the pail? Vote above. (H/T Justin M.) Update, 3:14 pm:

    3 Responses to “Wanker Fails To Fill Sperm Receptacle, Dies Instead”

    1. Lei Feng

      Yea, as long as you’re not David “Grasshopper” Carradine found nude except for fishnets and garter belt hanging from a closet rod in a Bangkok hotel.


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