Found in San Francisco, posted on Reddit under the title, “Asian crocodile pimp of muni” (“Fun fact of the day:Muni is the Greek word for vagina,” writes Johanitsu). Mr. Croc here might not be Chinese, but it’s close enough for our tastes.
Also, he’s awesome, so there’s that.
Previously: Riding A Pink Unicorn, Not Giving A Single Fuck.
Fuck me. A Sino Big Daddy right out of a Faulkner novel.